April 21, 1849
Ann Yearling
6754 Lumbridge St., London, UK, 50472
Dear Ann,
I have recently been informed that you have had a baby boy under the name “Eaton.” Congratulations!
I have so far had a wonderful birthday. As you may have noticed, I have acquired a new form of writing. A nice old chap on the boat to Panama kindly gave me this contraption, which he calls a “Typewriter.” I have recently reached Panama, which is full of exotic creatures. I have decided to postpone my venture to “California” for a while to do some Biological study.
Hope you’re well.
Love,
Zachary
April 30, 1849
Ann Yearling
6754 Lumbridge St., London, UK, 50472
Dear Ann,
I have finally reached the edge of the jungle, and I am walking to the ship to California as I write.
“Through the jungle I go, I go, I go, through the jungle I go, go, and go!”
I have to stop writing, for I hear the ship’s whistle in the distance.
Best Wishes to the new baby!
Love,
Zachary
*This letter was never sent. Zachary was attacked from behind by a jaguar with the letter in his hand, and it was ripped to shreds.
April 30, 1849
Ann Yearling
6754 Lumbridge St., London, UK, 50472
Dear Ann,
I have finally reached California!
The land is beautiful. It has many kinds of foliage, and enough wildlife to fulfill the pickiest naturists’ widest dreams. I have—Oh, gosh! The chap next to me has found gold! I must see!
I will share all of my riches, and will be back in London in no time!
Love,
Zachary
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